"This is freaking great..."

I stole this from Duane, who stole it from Aubrey who in turn stole it from Kara.

Directions: Type “(your name) is” (with the quotes) into a Google search; cut-and-paste the first 10 responses that work. Just pull the answers right out of the excerpt Google shows you, don’t click the link and search around. The only rule is that each one has to start with “(your name) is.”

AMY is an American citizen who 'vanished' while aboard a foreign vessel ininternational waters.

Amy is on the cover of the October/November issue of Metro Source magazine.

Amy is sexy and funny.

Amy is currently fighting the leukemia with a new form of chemotherapy. (Yikes)

Amy is the daughter of Leo and Inez Wong, one of the richest families on Mars. (MARS??)

Amy Is Sadly Excoriated. (Huh?)

Amy is comfort food for tired, hungry professionals who feel adrift in thecareer world.

Amy is able to be "selfless, boundless, without ego."

Amy is back. ... AMY IS BACK!

Amy is suspicious.