Who SHOULD NOT wear thong underwear

I was faced with this very "issue" just yesterday, when I turned around and saw a not-so-petite woman with a not-so-petite ass bending down to lift something. To my horror, what I couldn't help but see was... not just your ordinary thong, but a STRING THONG coming out from above the waistband of some very tight hiphugger jeans. I have been traumatized by this vision, and I now know that thongs are NOT for everyone!!! (Nor are hiphuggers for that matter!)

I am 5'4" and weigh 114 lbs., and not even I can pull off a string thong and look sexy... in fact, I'm not even sure if my run of the mill thongs look all that sexy on me either, but I'd like to think they do. ;) However, my "cup-o-soup size ass," multiplied times 3 or 4 sure as hell looks even worse than on my worse thong day! Plain and simple, it just shouldn't be done.

I wonder if this person, the person that has caused me such frightening visions, has one of those fun-house mirrors at home that makes her look thinner than she really is?