Meet ET

My hairless rattie boy.

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..."the Real Girl?"

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TaDa!

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Confused?

> > MOOSEBURGER SERENADE


> > I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this
> straight.....
> >
> > * If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your
> grandparents, you're "exotic,
> different."
> >
> > * Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, it's a
> quintessential American
> story.
> >
> > * If your name is Barack, you're a radical,
> unpatriotic Muslim.
> >
> > * Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a
> maverick.
> >
> > * Graduate from Harvard Law School, and you are
> unstable.
> >
> > * Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating,
>
you're well
> grounded.
> >
> > * If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community
> organizer,become the first
> black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter
> registration drive
> that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a
> Constitutional Law
> professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a
> district with
> over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state
> Senate's Health and Human
> Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States
> Senate representing a
> state of 13 million people, while sponsoring 131 bills and
> serving on the
> Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and
> Veteran's Affairs
> committees, you don't have any real leadership
> experience.
> >
> > * If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years
> on the city council
> and 6
years as the Mayor of a town with fewer than 7,000
> people, 20 months
> as the Governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then
> you 're qualified
> to become the country's second highest ranking
> executive and next in line
> behind a man in his eighth decade.
> >
> > * If you have been married to the same woman for 19
> years while raising 2
> daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a
> real Christian.
> >
> > * If you cheated on your first wife with a rich
> heiress, and then left
> your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next
> month, you're a true
> Christian.
> >
> > * If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex
> education, including the
> proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of
> society.
> >
> > * If, while governor, you staunchly
advocate
> abstinence only, with no
> other option in sex education in your state's school
> system while your unwed
> teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very
> responsible.
> >
> > * If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave
> up a position in a
> prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her
> inner city community,
> then gave that up to raise a family, your family's
> values don't represent
> America's.
> >
> > * If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude,"
> with at least one DWI
> conviction and no college education, who didn't
> register to vote until age
> 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the
> secession of Alaska
> from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
> >
> > Still confused??